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"No Sir..."
"You don't accept one Rupee?"
"Yes Sir, we don't accept one rupee anymore from this new year.."
"What !!! Why not ?"
"Sir, One rupee can't buy anything nowadays, not even a single cup of tea"
"OK. So what do you accept ?
"In our last Chennai Beggars association meeting, we passed a bill to accept only minimum five rupees?"
"Five Rupees...!!!!"
"I don't have a change, only have 500 Rupees"
"No problem sir, I have it.."
"OK. OK... Give me the change.."
"Here you go sir, 495 rupees. Thank you sir!"
"Yeah, Right..welcome."
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"We will have the credit card machine setup soon.."
"Oh..great.. Technology upgrade in begging dept(Thats what the country really needs!!)"
