Tibido Coudro & Boudro

We heard it and even seen it all in movies. I am talking about our favorite Sardar jokes. It gets boring after sometimes and need different genre. These type of funny ones are all around the globe. They take their own avatar according to the places like Irish Jokes, Yankees(Newyorker) jokes, Blonde Jokes so forth.

Did you ever heard of Southerner Tibido & Boudro Jokes?

These jokes are very common in Southern part(Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Tennessee Mississippi Louisiana) of USA.

Heeree ya go...

There are two guys, one named coudro and one named tibido.Coudro comes up to tibido one day and says this,

Coudro: Guess what tibido.. I learned me some logic today in school.
Tibido: Logic? What's logic?
Coudro: Ok heres an example, you got a weedeater?
Tibido: Yeahsa
Coudro: Ok den, since you got a weedeater, I can logically assume you got a yard.
Tibido: Yeahsa,
Coudro: and since you got a yard, I can logically assume you have your own house.
Tibido: Yeahsa,
Coudro: And since you got a house I can logically assume you are more than likely married.
Tibido: wow, thats logic? Wow. That's right dere.

So, Tibido is walking down the street the next day where he runs into boudro. he says BOUDRO!, guess what i learned.
Boudro says what?

Tibido says I learned me some logic!
Boudro says, logic? whats dat?Tibido says, Ok, you got a weedeater?Boudro says nope.
Tibido says....Man you must be gay!!

Next one,

'ol Tibido wus fishin one fine day on da banks of da mississippi.
He spied a water moccasin wit a frog in his mouth.

Tibido knew dis frog would be great fisshin bait. He also knew the snake wus dangerous. He stealtily snuck up on the creature an' grabbed it by the neck. He got his frog, but what to do? Iffin he dropped the snake, it would chomp him.

Thinkin quickly, Tibido took out his hip flask an' dribbled a few drops o' whisky down de snake's gullet. De snake rolled his eyes back an went limp. Tibido put da snake in some bushes an went ta fishin.

An hour later, Tibido felt a gentle nudge at his foot. Lookin down slowly he saw it was the same damn snake.

With two more frogs!!

Last one...

Tibido been searching for a job.

He finally get a job in the telephone company as a service man to put telephone poles. He starts working on the job immediately with great enthusiam, putting poles everyday. He was so exhausted after putting 3 poles a day. He thought he doing a lot of work.

One day his supervisor called him.

Supervisor yelled at him, "I have other crew who put 10 poles a day, what you doing putting just 3 poles a day?"

Tibido replied, "Oh really, I wonder they didn't have pull out as many of 10 poles like I do every day!!!"

Did you get it ?! If you have any rare jokes like this one runs around the place you live in. Don't hesitate to share to us. Its always good to hear some refreshing new ones.

Source: first 2 jokes from web, last one word of mouth.

Goodie Bag of Short Humorous Stories

I have an habit of saving good humorous jokes and quotes which passes thru my email inbox. These collections helps me sometimes to get out of troubled mood. Here are some of those nice ones from the collection.

I like you to enjoy and may be rate them like Very good, Good or OK so I can have idea of your taste buds..

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Wrong Feet

As a three year old put his shoes on by himself.

His mother noticed the left one was on the right foot.She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."

He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, Iknow they're my feet."

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Inconsolable Bride

A young man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing inconsolably.

"I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."

"Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I've got an extra pairof pants for that suit." "Yes, and it's lucky you have," said the woman, drying her eyes. "I usedthem to patch the hole."

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Gift Wrap

A very tight man was looking for a gift for a girlfriend.

Everything was too expensive, except for a broken glass vase which he could purchase for almost nothing.

He asked the store to send it, hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit.

In due time, the man received an acknowledgement from his friend.

"Thanks for the vase," it read. "It was so thoughtful of you to wrap each piece separately."

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Directions

A young lady is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

She says: ''You come to the front door of the apartment complex where Ilive and look for apartment 14A , and with your elbow push button 14A. Comeinside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14.

When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left.

With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you''

The boyfriend says: ''Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am Ihitting all these buttons with my elbow?''

"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?''

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