I have an habit of saving good humorous jokes and quotes which passes thru my email inbox. These collections helps me sometimes to get out of troubled mood. Here are some of those nice ones from the collection.
I like you to enjoy and may be rate them like Very good, Good or OK so I can have idea of your taste buds..
I like you to enjoy and may be rate them like Very good, Good or OK so I can have idea of your taste buds..
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Wrong Feet
As a three year old put his shoes on by himself.
His mother noticed the left one was on the right foot.She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, Iknow they're my feet."
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Inconsolable Bride
A young man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing inconsolably.
As a three year old put his shoes on by himself.
His mother noticed the left one was on the right foot.She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, Iknow they're my feet."
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Inconsolable Bride
A young man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing inconsolably.
"I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."
"Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I've got an extra pairof pants for that suit." "Yes, and it's lucky you have," said the woman, drying her eyes. "I usedthem to patch the hole."
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Gift Wrap
A very tight man was looking for a gift for a girlfriend.
Everything was too expensive, except for a broken glass vase which he could purchase for almost nothing.
He asked the store to send it, hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit.
In due time, the man received an acknowledgement from his friend.
"Thanks for the vase," it read. "It was so thoughtful of you to wrap each piece separately."
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Directions
A young lady is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
A young lady is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: ''You come to the front door of the apartment complex where Ilive and look for apartment 14A , and with your elbow push button 14A. Comeinside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14.
When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left.
With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you''
The boyfriend says: ''Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am Ihitting all these buttons with my elbow?''
"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?''
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